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Julie Nolke
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Добавлен 2 окт 2011
Hey, I'm Julie. I'm an actor, writer, comedian and creator of this channel.
Tune in for a new comedy sketch every Thursday.
Tune in for a new comedy sketch every Thursday.
Who gets to be called Washing Machine?
Why is it dish washer but not clothes washer... Also, thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring today's video. Get 10% off your first month here: BetterHelp.com/nolke
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Actors: Julie Nolke
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Editor: Alec McKay
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Actors: Julie Nolke
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Costco is a cult
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We're in the pursuit of the promised land... the kirk land... thank you to today's sponsor Ground News. Visit ground.news/julie to stay fully informed. Subscribe through my link to get 40% off unlimited access to the Vantage Plan Actors: Julie Nolke & Gina Louise Phillips www.imdb.com/name/nm1329052/ Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay
No one knows what rigamarole means
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All we know is you don't want to do it twice... thank you to today's sponsor Ground News. Visit ground.news/julie to stay fully informed. Subscribe through my link to get 40% off unlimited access to the Vantage Plan Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay Production Assistant: Alexa MacKell
I'm Moving to America
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When a Canadian gets famous enough they get called up from the minor leagues. Huge thank you to Nord VPN for sponsoring todays video. Go to nordvpn.com/julie for a huge discount 🥳 P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay
I ubered Plan B
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It's not embarrassing if it's for your dog...Also, thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring today's video. Get 10% off your first month here: BetterHelp.com/nolke P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke & Gwynne Phillips www.imdb.com/name/nm5879098/ Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec...
Working in government...
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Bureaucracy is beautiful. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring today's video. Go to strms.net/hellofresh_julie_nolke, use my code NOLKEMAY10, and receive 10 free meals free dessert for life while subscription is active. P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson E...
Do we cancel Diddy's music?
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I think the choice is obvious... P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Julie Nolke
I have a big butt
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Just a massive sweet can, ahooogah! Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke & Alexa MacKell www.imdb.com/name/nm7031193/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 Writer: Alexa MacKell Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay Production Assistant: Alexa MacKell
You can't be sick just because I'm sick
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Why are you magically sick every time I'm sick... Huge thank you to Nord VPN for sponsoring todays video. Go to nordvpn.com/julie for a huge discount 🥳 P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay Production Assistant: Alexa MacKell
Real Fortune Tellers of Beverly Hills
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Real Fortune Tellers of Beverly Hills
What it's like to be a woman on the internet
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What it's like to be a woman on the internet
I want a divorce ft. Ryan George and Whitney Avalon
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I want a divorce ft. Ryan George and Whitney Avalon
When the Government gives you stuff
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When the Government gives you stuff
Sexy Elf on the Shelf - CHRISTMAS COMEDY CAUSE
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Sexy Elf on the Shelf - CHRISTMAS COMEDY CAUSE
If I go shopping you MUST ask for a fashion show
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If I go shopping you MUST ask for a fashion show
Why do i think julie washed some clothes in the dishwasher out of spite?
I DID NOT expect to dive into anything, but welp! Here I am. _The earliest evidence of a mechanical washing machine dates back to the 1700s! Jacob Christian Schäffer, a man ahead of his time, invented a hand-cranked wooden device that hinted at the future of laundry. Meanwhile, the first mechanical dishwashing device was registered for a patent in 1850 in the United States by Joel Houghton. This device was made of wood and was cranked by hand while water sprayed onto the dishes._ Washing machine has had dibs on the title. PERIOD-era dibs. Period!
Disturbingly creative
You're dangerously close to Skibidi Toilet
"My THICCness has broken many a chair, but its my cross to bear". 😂
I love how this single sketch implies people with dwarfism exist, different languages exist, flipping MARRIAGE exists yet these two are part of the first and only generation on the planet.
Anyone else look for the petition?
I've been saying this for years!
Sounds like "I’m a woman". "No, no, you’re not "
“Bless you” … 😂
Still sponsored by betterhelp after all that's come out about them? I guess there's a contract or something but damn... kinda disappointing.
Holy shit, I can't believe just how on point your humor is. I absolutely love the fast riddling of nuance tied with perfect expressions. lmao
Its 2024 and people are still doing betterhelp promos? i thought we were better than this
I'm going to give her doubt's benefit and assume she either doesn't know or is contractually bound. I can't imagine she knows and is willfully continuing to be their partner after everything that's come out.
@@badgerbane I mean it was years ago at this point, all contracts are new now so it means she either didn't care or she didn't research something that can affect her viewers. So no real benefits to give here in my opinion
This woman is gorgeous
In norwegian the one for clothes is called "vaskemaskin" (lit. "wash machine") and the one for dishes is called "oppvaskmaskin" (lit. "up wash machine")... And in our house we tend to just refer to both as "maskinen" (the machine), and _sometimes_ we get from context which one we mean.
Sink's face 💀
Thanks for staying Julie!
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Dish washer is also a dish dryer... but clothes use a washer and a dryer... just sayin
The science of studying celestial objects should have ideally been called Astrology. But that name was taken. Hence the world had to settle for Astronomy. The thing that comes first gets dibs on the name, no matter how unfair that may be. ... Unless of course there is a natural shift in culture.
Ouch
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
Discount Tracy from the Bing 😢 RIP - Sopranos forever!
Just Brilliant. But Only Just.
The point about the one that gets used the most getting primacy seems valid. But was the clothes washer invented first? Cuz that would put it solidly in the lead.
Just don't bring Hot Water Heater into the discussion.
A hand-cranked device got the name of 'washing machine' in the 1840's, about 40 years before the dishwasher got its name.
Absolutely freaking amazing, soooo hilarious this is one of your best all time Julie :) Keep up the great work, sooooo good :)
Obviously, it should cloth washer.
Note to your 4 year old self. Abagail Thorne will borrow this for video essay in 2024.
I call the clothes washer a clothes washer. Always have.
My partner is like this and it bothers me so muuuuuuuch. Cuz they're legit on their phone all the time, always have it by them when gaming or doing anything. But never have notification sounds on, so the notifications all pile up at the top of the screen and mine get lost after a few minutes, and apparently they never just look through notifications except for certain sites? So it's not even that I'm being left on read, it's that they never even bother to check, or if they miss the first notification, just never check any message notifications, but still USE messaging to message others, wherein you can clearly SEE that you have new messages, and very easy to check, but no. Not worth that. So if I ever text like 'hey do you want anything? I'm getting this' and just get ignored, I don't bother trying harder to followup, cuz I already know there's no point. Discussions about it never go anywhere, they'll promise to turn on notifications or check more frequently, but by week's end, even day's end, it's back to the same old same old. And yet when THEY message me, I'm expected to answer right away or else be prepared to have a whole story as an excuse as to why I wasn't by my phone at the time. Personally, the only time I EVER leave someone on read, is to let them KNOW they're being left on read, cuz I am upset at them. And even then, still very infrequently. Maybe once or twice a year.
I am trying to figure out where the inspiration came from this one… well… it’s not that hard after all 😂😂
Addictive..
Such a creative mind!! 😂
Just a reminder: BetterHelp pays therapists by the word and that they're only able to respond with twice as many words as you send or they get reprimanded so either don't use BetterHelp or write novels for each message.
😂😂😂
This video is insanely brilliant.
I AM WASHING MACHINE AND I AM ENOUGH >> need that on a shirt
I'm the sink in my life LOL!!!
I watched this before bed and had a dream about this same situation
I relate to sink.
whoever her bf is is a lucky guy
"it DOES look pretty dumb"
her character here reminds me of a kristen wiig SNL character
if you don't have crawfish boil and wedding cake in your fridge then what are you even putting in your fridge
"what would happen if somebody used it" "you'd be dishonourably discharged and court martialied" "... well it's good i didn't use it then"
This is reminding me of your missing socks vid, prime
what did i watch lol. so weird. although, pizza box julie reminded me of sheldon cooper from big bang theory
i'm glad julie's getting sponsors and getting paid but betterhelp is trash