Julie Nolke
Julie Nolke
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FBI is always watching
How else would they know you love grape juice and are on the hunt for a bidet? Huge thank you to Nord VPN for sponsoring todays video. Go to nordvpn.com/julie for a huge discount 🥳
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Actors: Julie Nolke
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
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Видео

Who gets to be called Washing Machine?
Просмотров 60 тыс.19 часов назад
Why is it dish washer but not clothes washer... Also, thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring today's video. Get 10% off your first month here: BetterHelp.com/nolke P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay
Costco is a cult
Просмотров 98 тыс.14 дней назад
We're in the pursuit of the promised land... the kirk land... thank you to today's sponsor Ground News. Visit ground.news/julie to stay fully informed. Subscribe through my link to get 40% off unlimited access to the Vantage Plan Actors: Julie Nolke & Gina Louise Phillips www.imdb.com/name/nm1329052/ Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay
No one knows what rigamarole means
Просмотров 59 тыс.28 дней назад
All we know is you don't want to do it twice... thank you to today's sponsor Ground News. Visit ground.news/julie to stay fully informed. Subscribe through my link to get 40% off unlimited access to the Vantage Plan Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay Production Assistant: Alexa MacKell
I'm Moving to America
Просмотров 159 тыс.Месяц назад
When a Canadian gets famous enough they get called up from the minor leagues. Huge thank you to Nord VPN for sponsoring todays video. Go to nordvpn.com/julie for a huge discount 🥳 P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay
I ubered Plan B
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It's not embarrassing if it's for your dog...Also, thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring today's video. Get 10% off your first month here: BetterHelp.com/nolke P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke & Gwynne Phillips www.imdb.com/name/nm5879098/ Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec...
Working in government...
Просмотров 96 тыс.Месяц назад
Bureaucracy is beautiful. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring today's video. Go to strms.net/hellofresh_julie_nolke, use my code NOLKEMAY10, and receive 10 free meals free dessert for life while subscription is active. P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson E...
Do we cancel Diddy's music?
Просмотров 93 тыс.Месяц назад
I think the choice is obvious... P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Julie Nolke
I have a big butt
Просмотров 264 тыс.Месяц назад
Just a massive sweet can, ahooogah! Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke & Alexa MacKell www.imdb.com/name/nm7031193/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 Writer: Alexa MacKell Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay Production Assistant: Alexa MacKell
You can't be sick just because I'm sick
Просмотров 69 тыс.2 месяца назад
You can't be sick just because I'm sick
Fart in a jar
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Fart in a jar
Real Fortune Tellers of Beverly Hills
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Real Fortune Tellers of Beverly Hills
Adam and Eve 40 years later...
Просмотров 107 тыс.2 месяца назад
Adam and Eve 40 years later...
DON'T WAKE THE BABY!!
Просмотров 152 тыс.3 месяца назад
DON'T WAKE THE BABY!!
What it's like to be a woman on the internet
Просмотров 157 тыс.3 месяца назад
What it's like to be a woman on the internet
Having kids isn't worth it
Просмотров 184 тыс.4 месяца назад
Having kids isn't worth it
I Hate Bad Texters
Просмотров 141 тыс.4 месяца назад
I Hate Bad Texters
I want a divorce ft. Ryan George and Whitney Avalon
Просмотров 205 тыс.5 месяцев назад
I want a divorce ft. Ryan George and Whitney Avalon
If AI had a Podcast
Просмотров 124 тыс.5 месяцев назад
If AI had a Podcast
When the Government gives you stuff
Просмотров 504 тыс.6 месяцев назад
When the Government gives you stuff
I had my baby
Просмотров 288 тыс.6 месяцев назад
I had my baby
Sexy Elf on the Shelf - CHRISTMAS COMEDY CAUSE
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Sexy Elf on the Shelf - CHRISTMAS COMEDY CAUSE
World’s worst first date
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World’s worst first date
Guy can't keep his sword up
Просмотров 127 тыс.7 месяцев назад
Guy can't keep his sword up
If I go shopping you MUST ask for a fashion show
Просмотров 57 тыс.7 месяцев назад
If I go shopping you MUST ask for a fashion show
FBI prevents a coup!
Просмотров 116 тыс.8 месяцев назад
FBI prevents a coup!
I legally changed my name
Просмотров 173 тыс.8 месяцев назад
I legally changed my name
Van Life influencers be like…
Просмотров 225 тыс.9 месяцев назад
Van Life influencers be like…
You broke our pregnancy pact!
Просмотров 174 тыс.10 месяцев назад
You broke our pregnancy pact!
Bangkok-ers
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Bangkok-ers

Комментарии

  • @GaryBadger
    @GaryBadger 45 минут назад

    No apostrophe in Canadians. :)

  • @hollynivy3769
    @hollynivy3769 56 минут назад

    Drake who??

  • @klchu
    @klchu 2 часа назад

    This episode brought to you by Big Tape

  • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
    @user-vc5rp7nf8f 2 часа назад

    dino julie is cute

  • @SHMUPS
    @SHMUPS 2 часа назад

    this is sad

  • @james.telfer
    @james.telfer 2 часа назад

    It's not the FBI: it's the NSA's job to hoover up EVERYTHING you ever did online... 😎😎

  • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
    @user-vc5rp7nf8f 2 часа назад

    who would dump julie, she's stunning and funny

  • @YarrBr0
    @YarrBr0 2 часа назад

    A two-minute sketch followed by a two-minute ad?

  • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
    @user-vc5rp7nf8f 2 часа назад

    i guess the irony is that, in a way, she's actually great marketer because she just sold them on an idea that was initially considered dumb and simple. though i guess you can also say it was a scam

  • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
    @user-vc5rp7nf8f 2 часа назад

    i didn't get the theme of this until the middle, and I agree. There's some "comedians" out there that say super offensive, edgy, blatantly rude stuff that's not even funny and say they were "just kidding", "it's a joke", or "you're just sensitive". saying offensive shit for the sake of saying offensive shit isn't comedy, it's just saying stupid shit. if you're saying sensitive stuff in a subtle, artful, comedic, well-written way (like key and peele), then it's funny. but if you're just saying that stuff and using comedy as a guise or vehicle for spewing hateful things then it's just dumb.

  • @AutoNomades
    @AutoNomades 3 часа назад

    Me neither !!!!

  • @tomfries4522
    @tomfries4522 3 часа назад

    so sad.. and not funny.. blame Canada

  • @Shotter
    @Shotter 4 часа назад

    Fitting right in in this stupid country with the improper apostrophe use 🤌🏾

  • @travissobeck4939
    @travissobeck4939 5 часов назад

    I mean you could be a boat pirate.. I have not seen sufficient evidence that you are not

  • @jerryf6983
    @jerryf6983 5 часов назад

    Nobody picks their nose with the pinky finger. Index finger. Must be Canadian thing

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 5 часов назад

    The thing is this work is mostly done by the NSA, and they do it through massive computer banks absorbing and processing everyone's digital data, including everywhere people go and everything they say and do while carrying a smartphone. I hear the NSA is actually the mostly expensive of the alphabet agencies with the most employees, despite the fact that it's entire existence violates the Constitution and is so superfluous that it didn't exist until 1952 when it was created by a Presidential decree, so entirely without legislative approval, or electoral mandate.

  • @amyparis5756
    @amyparis5756 5 часов назад

    Awwww- ‘a little fat dumb dumb’ that’s so adorably true! Lol 😅

  • @simond.455
    @simond.455 5 часов назад

    I knew it! There are multiple Julies! That or FBI agents all look very similar. 🤔

  • @tomerhendel3975
    @tomerhendel3975 6 часов назад

    I'm really impresses by the commitment of masking yourself for several frames just for a quick shot. It was totally unnecessary but the high effort really says something about the quality of the vids!

  • @SkirtyGirl65
    @SkirtyGirl65 6 часов назад

    Julie never makes a video I don't like. It's like she "knows" what we like....uhm😮

  • @UBadmann
    @UBadmann 6 часов назад

    Yes, wow ok, well done. Refreshing to see someone with talent work through a sketch and do it so well. /thumbs up

  • @edgebringr3494
    @edgebringr3494 7 часов назад

    Why fbi and not CSIS????

  • @ChrisWar666
    @ChrisWar666 7 часов назад

    63 bottle caps?! Shiny!!!

  • @MrTreeman1979
    @MrTreeman1979 8 часов назад

    Well Julie now your def on a watch list lol.

  • @nickmajora
    @nickmajora 8 часов назад

    I thought there was only one Julie but the intro to this proves she has a twin. Keep up the good work Julie twins!

  • @Yupppi
    @Yupppi 8 часов назад

    This Julie character needs therapy. For a lot of things. But mental breakdown, control freak, narcissim and repressed unhandled issues are some things. And projecting them at other people.

  • @JeremyBoggess
    @JeremyBoggess 9 часов назад

    Don't worry we're not watching you through the camera. - By the way, that is disgusting.

  • @thomasturner8064
    @thomasturner8064 10 часов назад

    I'd rather be caught as a boat pirate than a booger eater.🤢

  • @operandassembler
    @operandassembler 12 часов назад

    FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

  • @AlaskanNativeRedEagle
    @AlaskanNativeRedEagle 12 часов назад

    Is it weird that I hope that someone like Julie is my FBI agent! 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Capohanf1
    @Capohanf1 12 часов назад

    I did NOT know Canada WAS FBI TERRITORY!!!!!!! Do the Canadian agents were those funny, old timey, State Patrol like hats????

  • @VicJang
    @VicJang 13 часов назад

    Lmao 😂

  • @TheTibetyak
    @TheTibetyak 14 часов назад

    Nose-picking is just a gateway to nose-picker eaters. I think you have enough evidence to bring her in.

  • @BlackSmokeDMax
    @BlackSmokeDMax 14 часов назад

    $50 bucks says that Nolke kid picks her nose! $50 bucks more says she eats it!

  • @danielwilliams7562
    @danielwilliams7562 14 часов назад

    Julie can always work as a technical advisor for people like Neil Breen is her acting career somehow defies odds and doesn't pan out

  • @edmunddantes7097
    @edmunddantes7097 14 часов назад

    Your channel is now under surveillance

  • @Kansom333
    @Kansom333 14 часов назад

    How bout this... You can keep Drake and Bieber...

  • @bdunni88
    @bdunni88 15 часов назад

    Compensation is future lady tells you what the next Nvidia is going to be.

  • @MINe19830522
    @MINe19830522 15 часов назад

    FBI.. agent.. they are agents

  • @robertcarr272
    @robertcarr272 17 часов назад

    "Call it a sweet can if you like?" "No i can'ttttttt"😂

  • @solvseus
    @solvseus 18 часов назад

    This is just silly. We are not... they are not watching you. And for the love of God, put some pants on already.

  • @celticlass8573
    @celticlass8573 18 часов назад

    If the entire FBI is watching the few people who haven't covered up their webcams, that means that 99% of FBI agents are following each other. They had to hire Julie because the most recent hire (the one in the office next door) needs someone to watch them, but they can't know they're being watched, so a pre-recorded decoy video was played on Julie's screen instead of their webcam, during Julie's orientation.

  • @celticlass8573
    @celticlass8573 18 часов назад

    I want to see the webcam footage of how Mirror Julie is dealing with being a mother.

  • @danpalchak6916
    @danpalchak6916 19 часов назад

    When the ‘political survey’ people robocall your cell, do yourself a favor, put the phone on speaker and play an ad from your YT feed. It’ll feel like winning regardless of if they stop calling or not.

  • @lastmanstanding2622
    @lastmanstanding2622 19 часов назад

    Director: -- "CUT"! -- "Julie, one more time, FBI personnel are not referred to as officers, they are called Agents". -- " Okay crew, again, lets take it from the top" -- 🙄.

  • @angusmackaskill3035
    @angusmackaskill3035 19 часов назад

    Cop twins!!??!! My favorite fantasy came true. Please tell me you are swedish

  • @renatocorvaro6924
    @renatocorvaro6924 19 часов назад

    ... is Julie trying to send us a message about her real dream career? If you're wanting to become a boat pirate, I know a guy.

  • @Wildiscool
    @Wildiscool 19 часов назад

    Came over here from ryans channel and ur like female ryan

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 20 часов назад

    Billions of dollars worth of equipment and years of rigorous training vs. a piece of tape. Tape wins, every time

  • @robert-yv2yj
    @robert-yv2yj 20 часов назад

    Hilarious. There are still people who don't cover the camera, or are careful with their phone, or Alexa. But remember. The government, and companies would never track you. Love your videos.